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On this page you will find a list of the current management and playing squad, together with a few bits of information about each player, including a photograph, look-alike, personal data and comments from the managers and team-mates.
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Nickname(s):
Bettsy, "Mr. Chairman" |
Position:
Chairman
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Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Eugene Levy
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| Club Supported: Leeds United |
Also Resembles:
Gill Grissom (CSI) |
D.O.B: 29/04/1965 |
| Hobbies: Football, Football, Football, Football, Football! |
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Managers Comments:
"Tells it like it is, takes no shit and does a great job at keeping the club ticking over..." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Very refreshing from gravelly maddox's team speeches, the Chair + part time 2nds manager has a greater vocabulary than his no.1 (which aint hard at the end of the day) with prescision speeches that would make a UN peace keeper proud, just very hard to take him seriously because he supports.......Leeds United....who are they..... exactly!" - Cheesy
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Nickname(s):
Mad-Dog |
Position:
1st Team Manager
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Place of birth:
Pontnewydd
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Most Look Likes:
Paul Robinson (Neighbours)
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
Also Resembles:
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D.O.B: 15/12/1931 |
| Other Info: SAFC Chairmans Award (04/05) |
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Hobbies: Football, Football, Football, Football, Football! |
Managers Comments:
"At the end of the day....."
"Technically......"
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Team-mates Comments:
"[Chorus]
He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
The lumberjack lyrics!he also resembles gangster called brick top!" - Cheesy |
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Nickname(s):
SOD |
Position:
GoalKeeper |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Minty (from Eastenders)
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 25/11/1967 |
| Hobbies: Fishing, Computing |
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Other Info: SAFC Club Chairmans award (03/04) |
Managers Comments:
"Good reflexes, full of confidence and a strong minded individual, Steve has adapted well since his move from Center-half to goalkeeper and now forms a vital part of the team. Needs to command his box more and attend training, but is a highly valued long-term club member"
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Team-mates Comments:
"Steve - We train on Wednesdays!!!" - Maddox |
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Nickname(s):
Squinty, Fat Arse, Matty |
Position:
Fullback |
Place of birth:
Newport |
Most Look Likes:
Craig Cash
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 05/02/1981 |
Other Info: 1st Team Most Improved 04/05
Comittee Member |
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Hobbies: Night Clubs!!! |
Managers Comments:
"Pacey and a decent passer of a football, Matty must first and foremost improve his fitness and gain greater prowess in the air. 'Squinty' provides an excellent option for any of the defensive positions but excels at right-back"
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Team-mates Comments:
"More injuries than Darren Anderton!" - rest of the squad |
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Nickname:
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Position:
Full-Back |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Paul Scholes
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| Club Supported: Manchester United |
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D.O.B: 03/01/1981 |
| Hobbies: Football |
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Other Info: 2nd Team Players Player (03/04)
2nd Team Young POTY (03/04)
2nd Team Players Player (04/05)
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Managers Comments:
"Guaranteed to give you 100%, Gareth is another who embodies all things Sebastopol. Effort and Spirit unsurpassed at the club and making great strides with technical ability which improves year upon year. Gareth is an example of what can be achieved through sheer hard work and determination and is now a central figure at the club. A willingness to listen and learn, Gareth is a great team player but must improve his passing ability in the coming season " |
Team-mates Comments:
" Typifies everything the club strives to achieve and a pleasure to play alongside..." - Jonesy |
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Nickname:
Ram-Man, Popup Pirate |
Position:
Full-Back |
Place of birth:
Peterborough |
Most Looks Like:
John Prescott |
| Club Supported: Newcastle |
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D.O.B: 26/07/1976 |
| Other Info: 2nd Team Most Improved 04/05 |
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Hobbies: TV & Film |
Managers Comments:
"A player that always gives his very best but (like Rob Surtees) needs to learn to stop sulking when things do not go his way. Has made great improvements in his game over the previous season(s) but must continue to push himself even further" |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname(s):
Phelpsy, Spanner |
Position:
Center back |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Shrek |
| Club Supported: Cardiff |
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D.O.B: 19/05/1981 |
| Other Info: Committee Member |
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Hobbies: Football, Fast Food, Eastenders |
Managers Comments:
"Strong in the tackle and dominant in the air, Chris has provided the bakbone of the Sebastopol defence for a number of years. Fitness levels sorely lacking and has lost much of the pace he used to have as a leaner, meaner youngster, Work is needed on his passing game to make him a more complete defender. A Sebast boy through and through, were delighted that Chris will be a key figure in the first team for many years to come" |
Team-mates Comments:
"Has to learn that a pass less than 175 yards is not always a bad pass."
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If only he could keep the ball on the field of play then maybe we'd have a better chance of winning the odd match! " |
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Nickname:
Peppy, JP, "Tim" |
Position:
Center back |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Tim Henman |
| Club Supported: Newcastle |
Also Resembles:
The Green Goblin
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D.O.B: 20/03/1982 |
| Hobbies: Football & Drinking |
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Other Info: 1st Team Young POTY (04/05) |
Managers Comments:
"Quick and good in the air, John has demonstrated his versatility of late by adapting from his preferred midfield position to defence and shown his all-round quality in the process. Lacks confidence in his own ability and his passing game must improve if he is to develop into a midfielder, but John has had two excellent seasons with the club and lets all hope there are many more to come!" |
Team-mates Comments:
"Why the long face?" - Gareth |
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Nickname:
Stinky |
Position:
Utility (i.e. Defender but wont admit it!) |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Nigel from Eastenders
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 12/08/1978 |
Other Info: Managers POTY (03/04)
Managers POTY (04/05) |
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Hobbies: Fishing, Night Clubs |
Managers Comments:
"While Aaron needs to improve his passing game his main qualities are his ability to man-mark almost anyone out of a game and his strength in the air. Provides a superb dead-ball, Stinky has shown just how valuable he is to the team by playing superbly well in a number of positions when asked to do so.
My player of the year in the title winning season of 2003/2004, Aaron followed up this accolade with another excellent season in 2004/2005."
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Team-mates Comments:
"Despite his eagreness to play in midfield, we all know he's a center half (and the midfield's better off without him!)" - Jonesy |
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Nickname:
Jonesy, Lampard |
Position:
Center Midfield |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Christopher Eccleston |
| Club Supported: Leeds United |
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D.O.B: 06/03/1980 |
| Hobbies: Sport and Fitness, Movies , Running |
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Other Info: 1st Team Most Improved 03/04
1st Team Players Player of the year 04/05
Club Captain 05/06
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Managers Comments:
"A fine tackler and a good competitor in an aerial challenge, Lee provides the team with much energy and a great dead-ball delivery. Needs to have more confidence in his ability and take greater responsibility on the field, but his fitness and energy levels are one of his greatest assets. Tends to dwell on the ball - sometimes needs to release the ball earlier.
Awarded the 2003/2004 1st team most improved player." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Must work Harder - put in a little effort" - MikeyG |
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Nickname:
Cheesy |
Position:
Left-Wing / Left Wing-back |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Jim Carrey
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| Club Supported: Harchester United |
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D.O.B: 13/10/1981 |
| Other Info: 1st team Young POTY 03/04 |
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Hobbies: Fitness, Football |
Managers Comments:
"A fine athlete and a player with fantastic technical ability, Craig is a scorer of great goals and has the capacity to do the unexpected. Needs to improve consistency and regain the competitive edge we all know he possesses, but has a great left foot and is a player of great potential
Scored the goal of the season in 2003/2004 with a mazy individual run and high-quality finis against Panteg. Also voted 1st team Young Player of the year in the same year. " |
Team-mates Comments:
"Unquestionably the best #15 the league has ever seen!"
"............One for the future"
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Nickname:
Jacko, Superstar |
Position:
Striker |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Robbie Jackson (Eastenders)
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| Club Supported: Manchester United |
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D.O.B: 15/09/1977 |
| Hobbies: Golf, Football, Physiotherapy |
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Other Info: 1st Team MOTM Award (03/04)
1st Team Players Player Award (03/04)
Leaugue 2nd Top Scorer Award (03/04)
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Managers Comments:
"A great attitude and a near-complete all-round game. Lightening quick on the ground and strong in the air, James has great body strength that he uses intelligently to his advantage. Must learn to pass the ball more and bring other players into the game. A great creator of chances for himself and others, but still misses too many goalscoring opportunities himself." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Chicken Legs, Bobby, Beckham |
Position: Striker |
Place of birth:
A Hospital |
Most Looks Like:
Tomas Repka
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 01/06/1978 |
Other Info: 1st Team Top Scorer (03/04)
League Top Scorer (03/04)
1st Team top scorer (04/05)
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Hobbies: Computer games, Fashion |
Managers Comments:
"Rob has great dead ball delivery, especially free kicks within 30 yards of goal. Enjoys bringing other players into the game and has a fantastic goalscoring record for the club. He does, however, miss too many chances and tends to sulk when things don’t go his way" |
Team-mates Comments:
[Surtees:] "If I hadn't played for Caerleon, i'd still just be normal like you lot!" -Himself
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Nickname:
Gwil |
Position:
Midfield |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Lloyd from "When Harry met Lloyd" |
| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 09/09/1970 |
| Hobbies: Drinking, Watching Football |
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Other Info: Club Captain 04/05 |
Managers Comments:
"A great competitor who hates to lose. An excellent all round game and current club captain. Leads by example both on and off the pitch but lacks fitness." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Belly |
Position:
Forward/Winger |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Lookes Like:
Atreyu |
| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 29/12/1980 |
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Hobbies: Training |
Managers Comments:
"Very quick and has good close control, very fit and works hard for the team but must improve his finishing" |
Team-mates Comments:
"ooooooh hes gorgeous!"
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Nickname:
Barry |
Position:
Forward |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Samwise Gamgee |
| Club Supported: Manchester United |
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D.O.B: 31/03/1981 |
| Hobbies: Power Tools! |
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Managers Comments:
"A highly talented individual, Mike is capable of winning a match with a single moment of absolute brilliance. A very bright individual with seemingly infinite self confidence, good control and excellent passing skills. Lacks sufficient fitness and must learn to get involved in games for longer rather than drifting in and out. Also much learn to control that temperament!" |
Team-mates Comments:
"Let me tell you about a hat-trick I once scored in 5 minutes..........................." |
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Nickname:
Old Man |
Position:
Midfield/Defence |
Place of birth:
Stonehenge ? |
Most Looks Like:
Old Father Time
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 24/08/1958 |
Other Info: SAFC Chairmans Award (04/05)
Club Coach |
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Hobbies: Holidays! |
Managers Comments:
"If only he was 10 years younger!
A tremendous football player with an outstanding attitude toward the game and club. Not quite got the legs he had when in his prime, but a wealth of experience within the game and an invaluable assess to the club. A real example to all the young players at the club (and some of the older ones) and a first rate coach." |
Team mates Comments:
" Been there, done it, bought the T-Shirt; Ronnie is a highly regarded member of the coaching and playing squad, despite being born in the Jurassic age and outliving theTyrannosaurus Rex" |
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Nickname:
Doughty |
Position:
Goalkeeper |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Jamie Carragher
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D.O.B: 01/06/1977 |
| Hobbies: Out with the boys... |
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Other Info: 2nd Team MOTM award (04/05)
Phil Phelps MOTM Shield (04/05) |
Managers Comments:
"Has improved all aspects of his game to become a very capable 'stopper. Must improve his distribution and keep a lid on that temper, along with improvements in concentration, but can feasibly become a great goalkeeper for this club." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Keifer, Scotty |
Position:
Midfield, full-back |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Keifer Sutherland
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 30/10/1973 |
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Hobbies: Out on the piss! |
Managers Comments:
"Scott is one of those playes who has improved
with age. Always had the ability as a youngster but did not have
the desire or self-belief to push himself to the necessary levels
to achieve his potential. Thankfully this has begun to change of
late and Scott has shown fulfilment of much of his younger promise.
A good passer of the ball who works tirelessly for the team. A great
attitude to training (when there)->Lewie: take note!" |
Team-mates Comments:
"Oy OY!"
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Nickname:
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Position:
Winger/Forward |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Anthony LeTallec |
| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 19/09/1998 |
| Hobbies: |
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Other Info: 2nd Team Young POTY (04/05)
Son of former-player Gary Davies |
Managers Comments:
"Joined the club recently as a 16-yr old, Sam
already has a lot of good qualities and is most definitely "one
for the future". Fine close control and good pace, Sam is willing
to listent/learn which is vital for one so young. Needs to believe
in his abilities more and not get frustrated when things are not
going his way." |
Team-mates Comments:
"So is this true then, you have a crush on Jodie Phelps, wait till Chris finds out!" - Cheesy |
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Nickname:
Strangey |
Position:
Midfield |
Place of birth:
The Crypt
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Most Looks Like:
A Goth! |
| Club Supported: Arsenal |
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D.O.B: 06/01/1980 |
| Other Info: 1st Team Most improved (03/04) |
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Hobbies: Make-up, Painting nails |
Managers Comments:
"A good footballer with good fitness levels, Jason is a really good team player. Should score more goals than he does and really needs to train more. Must learn to become more vocal during a match." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Whers the twead mate?" - Cheesy
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Nickname:
Crazy |
Position:
Full-Back |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
An Action Man Figurehead
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 27/10/1969 |
Other Info: 2nd Team POTY (03/04)
2nd Team Most Improved (03/04)
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Hobbies: Nights Out |
Managers Comments:
"A great team player that has improved immensely in recent years. Will do a job for the team and willing to play absolutely anywhere when asked, Shane has a great work ethic and total commitment. Good in the tackle but still needs further work on his passing game.
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Team-mates Comments:
"Another early saturady its 2:30pm FA cup day, all of a sudden Shane awakes from his drunken slumber slurring his words'Im going home boysh' - Cheesy
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Nickname:
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Position:
Centre Forward |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Stinky (From Hey Arnold!) |
| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 27/02/1988 |
| Hobbies: The Ladies! |
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Managers Comments:
"Limited exposure to football, we've been
delighted with the progress Jamie has shown since joining the club
and represents another of the crop of youngsters to carry the club
forward. Deceptively quick and hard-working, Jamie must have more
confidence and be more selfish when it comes to goal-scoring opportunities." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
The Sherminator |
Position:
Center Midfield |
Place of birth:
2142: Brought back from the future
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Most Looks Like:
Easter Island |
| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 31/07/1970 |
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Hobbies: John Connor
Motor Biking |
Managers Comments:
"Another excellent team player who has a work
rate second-to-none. Tackles exceptionally well, "Shep"
never backs out of a challenge, a quality his team-mates appreciate
(except in training). Must improve his ball control and passing
games which would make him a far better player, but his hard work
and commitment to training are there for all to be seen " |
Team-mates Comments:
"du du du..du du.....du du du..du du" [The terminator music]
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Nickname:
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Position:
Striker |
Place of birth:
The Sewers
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Most Looks Like:
Splinter from the Ninja Turtles |
| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 23/11/1984 |
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Managers Comments:
"Perhaps yet to find his best position in the team, Alex has a good fitness level and works hard for the team. Needs to work harder at his training, however, and improve his forward play." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
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Position:
Centre-Forward |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Peter Kay |
| Club Supported: West Ham United |
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D.O.B: 21/08/1980 |
| Other Info: Ex-2nd Team Manager |
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Hobbies: Football, Computer Games |
Managers Comments:
"Good control and a fierce shot, rob works hard for the team but lack of fitness lets him down. Could easily become a much better player if he could only increase fitness levels." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Unknown but is totally nuts |
Position:
Defender |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Bez
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
Also Resembles:
Trigger
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D.O.B: 23/11/1964 |
| Hobbies: Football, Pool |
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Other Info: Club Chairmans award (03/04)
Ex-2nd Team Manager |
Managers Comments:
"Having retired from playing this season with
barely a working joint in his body, Gary was a player that always
gave 110% for the cause and was an inspiration to others during
his time with the club. Attitude toward matches and training was
outstanding - a real figurehead for younger players to learn from
and look upto. May no longer be lacing up those boots, but the club
are delighted to retain Gary as a club member and #1 supporter!
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Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
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Position:
Midfielder, Full-back |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Charles Kennedy
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D.O.B: |
| Hobbies: Football |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"A hard working and committed midfielder who has been unlucky with injuries during his time at the club. Just broke into the first team after impressing with the 2nds and then broke a bone in his foot. Hoping for better luck in the coming season(s)." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Mayers
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Position:
Defender |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol
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Most Looks Like:
Richard Hammond (Top Gear)
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 07/10/1979 |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"A hard working and often ruthless tackler, Lee always gives 100% and is a welcome addition to the squad for the 05/06 season after a spell away from the club. Needs to improve his passing game but in terms of defensive capabilities, Lee has the ability to be a fine defender for the club. |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Scrag
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Position:
Midfielder |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
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| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 15/03/0976 |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"A great passer of the ball and an excellent deep sitting midfielder, Scrag will always keep play moving and is a widely respected member of the squad. If he can remain injury free and return to full fitness, Craig will be an essential addition to the squad this year." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Pluck
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Position:
Striker |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 13/11/1979 |
| Hobbies: Football |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"Alex has great footballing ability and holds the ball up superbly. A good passer of the ball and can score goals for fun, Alex urgently needs to improve his fitness levels to become the excellent player we all know he can." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
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Position:
Midfield
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Buzz Lightyear
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| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 01/10/1982 |
| Hobbies: |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
" Darryl is quite versatile but likes to play centre midfield, a strong tackler and scores goals from midfield great addition to the squad this season." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
"The heat!"
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Position:
Striker
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Lurch
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| Club Supported: Newcastle |
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D.O.B: 05/07/1982 |
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Other Info: Joined the
club 2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
" Simon plays as a centre forward his main attribute is his pace, needs to improve his touch and would then score more goals than he already does, but a fine player who has started the season well with the second team" |
Team-mates Comments:
" THE HEAT IS ON......"
"Luuuuuuurch!" - Colin |
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Nickname:
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Position:
Defender
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Whitey
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| Club Supported: Chelsea (Glory Hunter!) |
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D.O.B: 08/08/1987 |
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Other Info: Joined the club
2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
"Andy plays at centre half and possesses good
pace for a lad his size. Tackles very well and with more experience
could become a very good player for this club." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
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Position:
Defender
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Gary Barlow
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| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 17/12/1976 |
| Hobbies: |
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Other Info: Joined the club 2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
" A versatile player who can play most positions in defence and midfield. Will always give you 100% wherever he plays and another great addition to the Sebastopol squad. " |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
The Ferret, BEER MONSTER
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Position:
Full-Back
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Stripes (Gremlin)
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 11/06/1983 |
| Hobbies: Sport & Drinking Beeeeeer! |
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Other Info: Joined the club 2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
"An infectiously enthusiastic midfielder / full-back, Colin lacks a little in experience but has lit the club up since joining Sebastopol. Every is very happy to have Colin on board and we are confident he will continue to develop as a player over time" |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Maddox
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Position:
Midfield
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
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| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 11/07/1979 |
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Other Info: Joined the club 2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
"A fine passer of the ball, Rob must improve his fitness levels and stamina over the coming months if he is to offer the club what we all know he is capable of." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Talbot
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Position:
Midfield
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
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D.O.B: 09/04/1974 |
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Other Info: Joined the club 2005/2006
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Managers Comments:
"David plays centre midfield and has a great all round game. A great passer of the ball and has a good fitness levels, work ethic and also chips in with goals." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Wellsy
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Position:
2nd Team Manager
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Montel Williams
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D.O.B: |
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Other Info:
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Comments:
Joined the club at the start of the 05/06 season
from Lower New Inn, taking up his position as second team
manager |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Steph
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Position:
Midfield
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Frank Skinner
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| Club Supported: Newcastle |
Also Looks like:
Gary Lineker |
D.O.B: 05/07/1971 |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"Joined club initially in 2002, before snapping
anterior cruciate ligament in Nov 02 whilst playing for the 2nds.
Returned at the start of this season, following cruciate reconstruction
in March 04.
Steph plays in midfield and is a good passer of the ball. Will always
give you 100 %. A good team player but a history of injury problems
has hindered his time at the club so far.
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Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
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Position:
Goalkeeper
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Paul Chuckle
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D.O.B: 07/05/1970 |
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Other Info:
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Managers Comments:
"A good shot stopper with quick reflexes
and an all-round game that belies his smaller-frame. While
not the tallest, Tony deals well with crosses and provides
fantastic communication which inspires confidence from his
defenders." |
Team-mates Comments:
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Nickname:
Bin-laden
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Position:
Ex-Defender, REFEREE!
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Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Osama bin Laden
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| Club Supported: |
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D.O.B: 26/05/1977 |
| Hobbies: Golf Golf and more Golf! |
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Other Info: Devised &
managed the original SAFC dream-team competition
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Managers Comments:
"A highly valued member of Sebastopol football
club, Mike was a solid and dependable centre half who would
always give you 100% commitment and effort. Due to injury
Mike has been unable to play the last 3 years and this has
been a big lost to the club. I am sure Mike would have been
part of the clubs successes over that time if he had not been
injured and everyone is delighted that despite being unable
to play, Mike remains an integral part of the club and heavily
involved." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Good player, Dodgy referee!" |
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Nickname:
Lewie |
Position:
Defender |
Place of birth:
Griffithstown |
Most Looks Like:
Rory McGrath
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 08/05/1980 |
| Hobbies: Computer Games, Watching Liverpool |
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Other Info: 2nd Team Young POTY (03/04) |
Managers Comments:
"Good ball control and a first-class passer of a football, Lewis must push himself more and gain the desire to attend training and better himself. Desperately needs to improve fitness which really can only be achieved one way to benefit both him and the team." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Bigger calfs than a cows offspring" - Cheesy |
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Nickname(s):
Phelpsy |
Position:
Full-Back |
Place of birth:
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Most Looks Like:
Onslow
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: Many many moons ago |
| Hobbies: Watching Cardiff City
(sad man!), Drinking beer! |
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Other Info: Life member of
Sebastopol AFC
Ex manager, Chairman & Secretary |
Managers Comments:
"In his playing days, the legend that is Phillip
Phelps played at full-back. Phil was an outstanding team player
who always gave 100% commitment and effort, something that continued
with the club well beyond his extended playing days. A good all-round
player that possessed a more than useful long throw (that contributed
to many, many goals over the years from his bullet throw-ins), Phil
dedicated many years to the club both during and after his playing
days and remains one of the most liked and welcome ex-players the
club has produced.
Phil is the epitome of Sebastopol AFC and all we stand for and aspire
to be." |
Team-mates Comments:
"Would like to see more of Mr. Phelps just like in the
good old days!" - Maddox
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Nickname:
Mruky , Old Man |
Position:
Striker |
Place of birth:
Sebastopol |
Most Looks Like:
Gazza
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| Club Supported: Liverpool |
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D.O.B: 28/11/1964 |
| Other Info: 2nd Team Top Scorer (03/04 & 04/05) |
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Hobbies: Skittles |
Managers Comments:
"Might well retire this season (but then we've
been hearing that for the past decade!) but Ian is still a good
team player and has been an excellent servant to the club over the
years. Even now continues to bang in the goals, culminating in the
top scorers accolade for successive seasons in 2003/04 & 2004/05
for the second team. Good ball control and work rate, probably hasn'
been training for the past five seasons which is where he could
improve, along with his fitness." |
Team-mates Comments:
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